The Tampon Game

Thanks to the Diva Queen for forwarding this game. The rules are simple: Take a movie title and replace one word with the word tampon. The result is supposed to be more or less funny. A selection, based on various e-mail strings collected by Mrs. Fabulous, follows below.



If you'd like to join in the game, post your favorite tampon-related movie title in the comments section. I'll collect the best and post them here.

Action:
Full Metal Tampon
The Hunt for Red Tampon
Raiders of the Lost Tampon
Tampon: First Blood
Tampon Harbor
Tampons are Forever

Drama:
Brokeback Tampon
Tampons and Misdemeanors
Dances with Tampons
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Tampon
Hannah and Her Tampons
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Tampons
Memoirs of a Tampon
My Own Private Tampon
Remember the Tampons
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Tampon
Tampon and Flow
Tamponspotting

Romance:
Four Weddings and a Tampon
How Stella Got Her Tampon Back
How to Lose a Tampon in Ten Days
The Runaway Tampon
Tamponless in Seattle
When Tampon Met Sally

Comedy:
The 40 Year Old Tampon
Dude, Where's My Tampon?
The Longest Tampon
Mean Tampons
A Mighty Tampon
My Big Fat Greek Tampon
Revenge of the Tampons
Tampon Crashers

Sci-Fi:
Attack of the 50 Foot Tampon
E.T. - The Extra Tampon
Invasion of the Tampon Snatchers
Planet of the Tampons
The Tampon After Tomorrow
The Tampon: Reloaded

Horror:
28 Tampons Later
House of 1,000 Tampons
Night of the Living Tampon
The Silence of the Tampons

Fantasy:
Charlie and the Tampon Factory
Edward Tamponhands
How the Grinch Stole Tampons
Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Tampons
The Lord of the Tampons: The Fellowship of the Tampon

Animated:
Finding Tampon
Lady and the Tampon
Snow White and the Seven Tampons
Tampons, Inc.

Classic:
Gone With the Tampon
The Sound of Tampons
A Tampon Named Desire

It's hours of fun, no?