Saturday, February 18, 2006

The Tampon Game

Thanks to the Diva Queen for forwarding this game. The rules are simple: Take a movie title and replace one word with the word tampon. The result is supposed to be more or less funny. A selection, based on various e-mail strings collected by Mrs. Fabulous, follows below.

If you'd like to join in the game, post your favorite tampon-related movie title in the comments section. I'll collect the best and post them here.

Full Metal Tampon
The Hunt for Red Tampon
Raiders of the Lost Tampon
Tampon: First Blood
Tampon Harbor
Tampons are Forever

Brokeback Tampon
Tampons and Misdemeanors
Dances with Tampons
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Tampon
Hannah and Her Tampons
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Tampons
Memoirs of a Tampon
My Own Private Tampon
Remember the Tampons
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Tampon
Tampon and Flow

Four Weddings and a Tampon
How Stella Got Her Tampon Back
How to Lose a Tampon in Ten Days
The Runaway Tampon
Tamponless in Seattle
When Tampon Met Sally

The 40 Year Old Tampon
Dude, Where's My Tampon?
The Longest Tampon
Mean Tampons
A Mighty Tampon
My Big Fat Greek Tampon
Revenge of the Tampons
Tampon Crashers

Attack of the 50 Foot Tampon
E.T. - The Extra Tampon
Invasion of the Tampon Snatchers
Planet of the Tampons
The Tampon After Tomorrow
The Tampon: Reloaded

28 Tampons Later
House of 1,000 Tampons
Night of the Living Tampon
The Silence of the Tampons

Charlie and the Tampon Factory
Edward Tamponhands
How the Grinch Stole Tampons
Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Tampons
The Lord of the Tampons: The Fellowship of the Tampon

Finding Tampon
Lady and the Tampon
Snow White and the Seven Tampons
Tampons, Inc.

Gone With the Tampon
The Sound of Tampons
A Tampon Named Desire

It's hours of fun, no?